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Old Jan 02, 2007, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #521
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52. When you come back from a long vacation, the first thing you do is turn on your computer and start GW >.<
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Old Jan 02, 2007, 11:01 PM // 23:01   #522
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That would be me

Theres also when you go to your b/f or g/f's house you bring your laptop and you both play together, while in the same room.
Me and my boyfriend do this allll the time xD My mom thinks it's very funny.


53. When you sing Grenth's Carols for Wintersday out loud all day long.


Imagine what happened when I got to 'Oh bring us some rotting corpses'...
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Old Jan 04, 2007, 07:41 AM // 07:41   #523
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54. You buy your partner a Signet of Devotion instead of an engagement ring
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Old Jan 04, 2007, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #524
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55. When explaining your first quarter plan to your boss you end the email with "gg".


Sad, but true.
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Old Jan 04, 2007, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #525
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When you are going some [real] place new you think to urself "well atleast ill have filled out more map"



...but then u slap urself in the face
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Old Jan 04, 2007, 08:25 AM // 08:25   #526
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57. you are tryin to use yellow snow on some random guy on the street

58. you are trying to use dye on clothes xD

59. before buying an outfit you ask the salesperson if its max armor, whats the stats and if u can use insignias on it on no

60. when walking in a new place you are looking for people with green arrows on top of their heads, if no you all lost cuz dont know what to do cuz u dont have a primary quest

61. you mentally press U to view the mini map when driving

62. you walk into a mall and yell "WTS 15^50 KITCHEN KNIFE 10k OBO PM ME"

63. you attemp to kill your boss and get pissed off that he didnt drop his green and wouldnt respawn anymore

64. you get into a car accident and figure out that the damage is not big and an Orison of healing would easily fix that. then you get surprised why the trip to the hospital and having stitches put on takes more then 1 second

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Old Jan 04, 2007, 10:06 AM // 10:06   #527
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65: Having a whammo use "Drunken Blow" on you is all the action you get all year.
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Old Jan 06, 2007, 07:37 AM // 07:37   #528
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66. You plan to kill your boss and capture his "elite skill"
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Old Jan 06, 2007, 07:57 AM // 07:57   #529
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67. you infuse in your sleep
68. before you start playing, you go to gw.com and see if they nerfed anything

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Old Jan 06, 2007, 02:26 PM // 14:26   #530
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69. You use the word '"lagg" when everyone is driving slow.
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Old Jan 25, 2007, 12:36 AM // 00:36   #531
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70. You craft a "wand" out of wood from your tree. Then you wonder why theres no orb when you do the casters attack animation.

71. You're the leader of an army. You hear that your going to get invaded. So you gather up your best killers (warriors) , your best medics (monks), and your best snipers (rangers) to form a party of 8. You see the enemy of 10 000 coming, and then you say to the "Monks," "Did you remember to bring Life Bond?"...

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Old Jan 25, 2007, 12:43 AM // 00:43   #532
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70. You craft a "wand" out of wood from your tree. Then you wonder why theres no orb ord when you do the casters attack animation.

71. You're a general of an army. You hear that your going to get invaded. So you gather up your best killers (warriors) , your best medics (monks), and your best snipers (rangers) to form a party of 8. You see the enemy of 10 000 coming, and then you say to the "Monks," "Did you remember to bring Life Bond?"...
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Old Jan 25, 2007, 09:11 AM // 09:11   #533
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72. you decorate your bikini with leafs and branches and run around like this (+barefeet). then you wounder why you dont have any extra energy from it

73. when its late at night (or whenever you get favor in your territory) you kneel in front of every statue you see on the street then send a ticket to Anet saying that the gods are glitched and that you cant get into FOW/UW

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Old Jan 25, 2007, 09:20 AM // 09:20   #534
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74. You call your roommate by his IGN, and he answers.
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Old Jan 25, 2007, 11:42 AM // 11:42   #535
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75. Finding a pink ball on the ground and you say: woohoo ecto!
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Old Jan 26, 2007, 12:21 PM // 12:21   #536
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76: "quitting" the game and uninstalling...











then reinstalling and playing again.

eff'it i'm playing til the servers close down D:<
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Old Jan 26, 2007, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #537
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77: I was making love with my girlfriend and accidently called her Prince Rurik.
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Old Jan 26, 2007, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #538
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77: I was making love with my girlfriend and accidently called her Prince Rurik.
78: She ragequits in the middle of the intercourse;
79: When you meet people with tattoos/scars, you ask them if they are Ascetics;
80: You ask for 15k equivalent of clothes.
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Old Jan 27, 2007, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #539
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81. When having sex, and your girlfriend asks if you have a condom.. You reply with "Its ok i cast protective spirit on you".
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Old Jan 29, 2007, 02:07 AM // 02:07   #540
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82. In real life, you see people with full tats, almost with no clothes at all, and you ask them, "Are you a Monk or Necromancer?"
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